Social Experiment

I’m considering a new social experiment: Can someone live their life without ever making or receiving a phone call? I theorise that this might be more possible in this day and age due to the popularity of email, SMS etc. (at least in europe and amongst younger people and those who aren’t total luddites)I’ve never … Read more

Most boring post… ever!!!

This weekend I went to the bathroom a few times, then I was out and someone said something to me. I’m not sure what it was as I forget but it was quite funny. I had pizza. Then gave me chocolate because they thought it was my birthday but it wasn’t. lolololo!!!!1 It seems they … Read more

Hurray for Charlie Brooker,,2006031,00.html “I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don’t use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in … Read more

Fatty Fat Fat

There is a guy sitting at the table next to me. He’s severely obese, yet he arrived with a full cream coffee and the sweetest, stickiest, iced pastry they have on offer here. I hate the whole trend of “skinny = good” (especially here in Finland with it’s legions of bulimic girls trying to kill … Read more

So it has come to pass: My prediction that Celebity Big Brother one day would feature a contestant who’s sole claim to celebrity is based on the fact that they appeared on Big Brother. And of course it was Jade Goody. Can someone now blow the fuckers in that house up live on air please? It won’t be murder. It’ll … Read more

Is this art?

Loyalist Michael Stone’s planned incursion on a crucial meeting of Stormont politicians was “performance art”, his defence lawyer has claimed. ( This is a new one! “Performance art”. Jesus fuck. Was his attack on Milltown Cemetery 20 years ago performace art too? Should the media coverage be in the Tate? Is “art” going to be … Read more

Ruddy goths!!!

Ok, I don’t care if you do live an alternative lifestyle… if you are going to cycle on the pavement at night wearing only black then you can use lights and reflectors just like everyone else. Otherwise if you coup over my dog and/or I smack you upside the head, then you’ve only got yourself … Read more

PRAEst76 vs Yahoo?

Apparently, the National Union of Journalists is calling for a boycott of Yahoo. Despite my usual apathy the indifference in the world towards such things is starting to appal me to an extent I find I can no longer tolerate. Problem is: If I quit using Yahoo and al it’s services then I’ll lose access … Read more