My Fat Arse

Ode To My Fat Arse
By
PRAEst76 (2003)

My arse is huge and fat,
like an disturbingly swolen cat,
who’s abdominal infection,
is beyond retraction,
and that is the end of that…

My arse is mammothly vast,
like an ancient remembered past,
full of great battles and wars,
and people keeping scores,
and the building of empires to last…

My arse is the size of a planet,
etc…

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