Sick but funny joke I got told earlier:
Little Boy: Mummy, mummy… Do they have Christmas decorations in Vietnam?
Mother: No son, but this year they might be hanging Glitter.
Ok… so it’s not very accurate. I heard they prefer firing squad over there and he’s more likely just going to get a length prison term, but realism would ruin the joke. Or maybe there is something Christmassy in shooting Glitter… I dunno.
There, I’ve ruined the gag by coming over all Jonathan Miller…
That’s the last thing I want to think about!