• America has almost won the baseball World Series over 100 years in a row, except for 1952 when they lost it to France, though that was in a poker game. Allegedly President Truman was a terrible gambler and was only stopped from putting the whole country on the table by the threat of impeachment and a smack on the head with a tyre-iron.
  • Midgies are indestructible and unstoppable. If they were two feet in height and at all interested in anything other than buzzing about aimlessly, we’d be done for.
  • Humans are born with the knowledge of correct industrial lifting procedure. Social insecurity makes us forget this knowledge requiring employers to spend thousands sending us on courses in later life.
  • Scotch Eggs are made by feeding stale sausage rolls to recovering alcoholic chickens.

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