TweetSturm und Drang

True to form, a popular youtuber posts an innocent tweet and gets put into a wickerman.

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What was your first car? Answer now and suffer the consequences!

What was your first car? 1.8k responses on the original post. 5.5k responses on the share? Great. Now I know what your first car was. I also know, from your Facebook profile, what your full name is (thanks Facebook and your real name policy) where you live, (if you’ve entered it, which you probably have)… Continue reading What was your first car? Answer now and suffer the consequences!

Top 10 Google Cardboard Apps

I recently picked up a Google Cardboard VR headset, because curiosity. Google sell them on their website for $15, but I grabbed an unbranded copy for £2.50 on eBay. Technically, due to the simple nature of the device you can make one yourself but I can’t be bothered with that and if my paper-craft skills… Continue reading Top 10 Google Cardboard Apps

A Nightmare in Elm Street 9: A Space Nightmare

For countless generations (nobody has tried to count them but it’s theorised there could be as many as two) There has been a long held truth that goes like this, any horror movie series that goes on long enough without a reboot will eventually end up in space. For years this has been disparaged by… Continue reading A Nightmare in Elm Street 9: A Space Nightmare

Street Battles 2: The Can Opener

The Keystone Cops

I’ve had this great idea for a film. Picture this; Gollum, from The Hobbit and that, buys up the remainder of the Keystone cops organisation from some auction or something, probably using money he made selling antiques. He then builds the Cops up again using young bullies and the more bitter class of nerds off… Continue reading Street Battles 2: The Can Opener

Transmission: haunted house film concept

A family living in the house Ian Curtis died in. His ghost haunts them through all the radios in the place and makes them all deeply depressed. He wants them to convince Tony Wilson to make New Order record an album of his unreleased poetry, but instead just drives the family to suicide through his… Continue reading Transmission: haunted house film concept

Age of Ultron Trailer 2

“Guys, the first Age of Ultron teaser rocked the internet. For the second we need to build on that and blow peoples minds completely. Ideas!” “How about we break out the big guns? Ultron-centric. All those vehicles being crashed then those Ultron robots crawl out of the wreckage and have sex…” “No, that’ll blow the… Continue reading Age of Ultron Trailer 2

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“Untitled”

I’ve written a song. It’s untitled so far, but I’ve put a lot of personal feeling into it. I think it could be a hit on the radio. I just need to get a band together to record it. Or just a sound engineer who’s handy with his thumbs… Anyway, see what you think.

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praest76@home:~$ sudo apt-get install something-better

Reading package lists… Done Building dependency tree Reading state information… Done The following extra packages will be installed: shitloads shitloads-dev shitloads-dbg libshitloads libshitloads-dev gholdem Suggested packages: tuxcart iesperanto kholdem kholdem-themes hurd hurd-doc-se The following NEW packages will be installed shitloads shitloads-dev shitloads-dbg libshitloads libshitloads-dev gholdem 0 upgraded, 7,346,982 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0… Continue reading praest76@home:~$ sudo apt-get install something-better