A Prayer for Peace

“Please forward this too all your friends on livejournal, myspace etc. The more people we can get to pray then the more likely it is to work. You must believe…” etc.

Oh Lord….
He’s had his three score and ten,
I think now it’s time to,
take Ian Paisley,
up into your loving arms.
Stroke perhaps?
Or hit him with a bus.
We don’t care.
We just want him gone now.
There’s a backlog of possibilities,
prospects, hopes and dreams,
that require his dead body over which to happen,
So, please turn him into compost.
It’ll make lots of people happy.

Something to say?