The Internet Makes People Stupid

This is bollocks. The internet doesn’t make people stupid. Lazy perhaps. Opinionated in their ignorance, but not stupid. Stupid people are stupid regardless of the internet. The Internet merely makes them more noticable. I’ve recently been talking to this girl/woman/thing called Melanie (not her real name) who is also called Holly (probably not her real … Read more

I’m A Celebrity… Aren’t I?

Tell me; I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here… shouldn’t it actually have celebrities in it? I mean, now that Rotten has gone, who are those other muppets? I know Jenny Bond still does the news but who are the rest? What are they famous for and why haven’t I heard of them? I … Read more

The abominal freaky woman thing

Christ! Women are getting scary. The one that was just at the door looked like Catwoman hit middle age just come back from Mallorca after two weeks and still popping the pills who decided to treat herself to a shot of botox and a peroxide treatment prior to taking up this job pushing catalogues door … Read more

The Culture of the Online Journal

Seems these days everyone has a livejournal, or a Blogger page, or a Xanga site. Everyone has to plead their case, confess their guilt, or expose their pain to an audience. I have their friends who get annoyed and feel neglected because I don’t read theirs. Maybe it’s just me but I’m of an old … Read more

Modern Male Sexual repression

The problem today, the reason that this amazingly evolved race hasn’t managed to leave behind predatory sexual deviancy, incorporating child molestation is because we are still a VERY sexually restrained society. In my opinion consenting and loving sex between adults is perfectly healthy and… goddammit… good for the soul, body and mind to such a … Read more

Of course they charge

I’d like to talk to you today about a myth that is circulating. The myth that companies don’t charge your credit card until your order is despatched. This is often claimed by companies on their websites yet numerous times I’ve found it untrue. The problem lies in the fact that the people who markup the … Read more

Self-Inflicted Pain

Have you ever watched an animal die? A helpless creature expiring in pain and suffering before your eyes? Wanting to help in some way but being unable to? This is how I felt yesterday. As I watched, for the first time in my life, one of the two pilots for a defunct US version of … Read more

Jumping on the PC Backlash bandwagon.

Because cynicism is so in vogue it’s actually considered lame in society to actually be passionate about anything. So the majority tend to keep their ‘passions’ under wraps or out of the public eye in fear that an army of rather pathetic and material-starved stand up comics will descend on them and make fun of … Read more