q. Dear Praest
I am a ginger. Because of this my life is an unconstructed mess. Please help me. how can i make something of myself when i’m ginger. I’m thinking about death a lot.
a. It’s PRAEst76 by the way… Being ginger is no real handicap to anyone these days. Many people have been ginger and lead relatively comfortable and happy lives. Here is a simple method to increase your happiness and inflate your wallet: Start a band. Doesn’t have to be a good band. It can be quite crap actually, just rip off XTC, Sparks & The Beach Boys and make lots of cult movie references. Than start making eccentric music for eccentric movie directors with a wacky fairground feel to it and after a decade or two you’ll go bald and marry Bridget Fonda. Simple.
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q. Dear praest 76
a. PRAEst76 sonny. How hard is that?
q. a decade? as in 10 years? I don’t know if I can cope for that long or even 20 years. it’s too long!!
a. BRIDGET. FONDA. Which of those two words are you having difficulty with?